There's 90 minutes we'll never get back. I know we're not exactly doing much, with this third lockdown business, and neither are Fulham on the training field, evidently, because absolutely nothing has changed or evolved concerning our alarmingly docile offensive mechanism.
Let us know what you'd score each player for their performance against Brighton and Hove Albion at Amex Stadium.
After another game without a goal, Mike says it’s time for Parker to go on the attack.
What ratings out of 10 would you give today's Fulham team for their performance against Burnley at Craven Cottage in the FA Cup 4th round?
Scott Parker faced an old adversary in Ole Gunnar Solskjær on Wednesday night and it was his men that broke the deadlock in the opening stages. Fulham, under Parker's guidance, had never lost a game where they'd gone ahead but, similar to the 0-0 home record that stood for basically a decade, that accomplishment was washed away in the downpour.
With our unbeaten run over, Mike says it’s time to go out and get some cutting edge, before it’s too late.
He's been out of favour of late, but we need to consider making room for our Serbian stirker, says Tim.
Fat Frank Lampard will be pleased that those viral memes of his inflated face have stopped circulating, for now, as Chelsea's visit to the river promised a derby day victory against Scott Parker's depleted single point enthusiasts. Straying from Stamford Bridge, the Blues flaunted the local bragging rights, which they've held for some time now, and returned to the dog track, safe in the knowledge that their strikers are nearly as shite as ours.
What are your Fulham player ratings for today's performance against Chelsea at Craven Cottage?
Scott Parker allowed his men to do all the talking on his behalf on Wednesday evening. Scripts are regularly strewn when Fulham's a member of the cast and against another title-chasing monopoliser, directed by another petulant prima donna, the Whites wrote their own plot with an unforeseen ending.
Our recent run might not have happened if it wasn't for our man between the sticks, as Rhys explains.
What ratings out of 10 would you give today's Fulham team for their performance against Tottenham Hotspur at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium?
Drew says it’s not working out for our Chelsea loanee, and it might be time to cut our losses.
Former club programme writer Michael Heatley pays tribute to a club great.
Silly season combined with the lingering Covid-induced malaise we've grown to accept. Yes, it's a new year with fresh beginnings, but not as we've ever known it. Fulham's most recent scheduled meetings have been cancelled due to the pandemic, and certain players' moronic festive antics, although the perennial want for reinforcements remains and Scott Parker has expressed his intentions for the coming month.
2020, has pushed us all to the brink, the edge of sanity, and as 2021 approaches at breakneck speed, a brief moment of reflection's in order because we, as Fulham fans, have experienced it all.
Fulham's merry meeting with Southampton was the footballing equivalent of a traditional Lynx Africa set. On the day, it's mildly underwhelming but in the long-run, it's an understated life saver. Ralph Hasenhüttl's side couldn't poop on the party in SW6 because Stuart Gray and Matt Wells initiated a tier system that stranded the seasiders on the banks of the Thames, via Scott Parker's Zoom-issued instructions.
What ratings out of 10 would you give today's Fulham team for their performance against Southampton at Craven Cottage?
Parker’s passion, Tony’s tweets, and a playoff final behind closed doors; Marco De Novellis rounds up the best and worst Fulham moments of a frankly ridiculous 2020.