99 Five Thoughts posts

Five Thoughts: Fulham 1-2 Manchester United

Scott Parker faced an old adversary in Ole Gunnar Solskjær on Wednesday night and it was his men that broke the deadlock in the opening stages. Fulham, under Parker's guidance, had never lost a game where they'd gone ahead but, similar to the 0-0 home record that stood for basically a decade, that accomplishment was washed away in the downpour.
21st January 2021

Five Thoughts: Fulham 0-1 Chelsea

Fat Frank Lampard will be pleased that those viral memes of his inflated face have stopped circulating, for now, as Chelsea's visit to the river promised a derby day victory against Scott Parker's depleted single point enthusiasts. Straying from Stamford Bridge, the Blues flaunted the local bragging rights, which they've held for some time now, and returned to the dog track, safe in the knowledge that their strikers are nearly as shite as ours.
17th January 2021

Five Thoughts: Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 Fulham

Scott Parker allowed his men to do all the talking on his behalf on Wednesday evening. Scripts are regularly strewn when Fulham's a member of the cast and against another title-chasing monopoliser, directed by another petulant prima donna, the Whites wrote their own plot with an unforeseen ending.
14th January 2021

January Transfer Rumour Round-Up: Part 1

Silly season combined with the lingering Covid-induced malaise we've grown to accept. Yes, it's a new year with fresh beginnings, but not as we've ever known it. Fulham's most recent scheduled meetings have been cancelled due to the pandemic, and certain players' moronic festive antics, although the perennial want for reinforcements remains and Scott Parker has expressed his intentions for the coming month.
3rd January 2021