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As the cameraman panned to the touchline, fixed firmly on Scott Parker's grimace, we all felt it. Shocked to the core at the sight of an oily steroid specimen blast his first goal in 16 months, as well as a late, crushing winner for Nuno Espírito Santo's Wolverhampton Wanderers, hearts sunk, hands cradled heads and even the most opinionated of fans was left utterly speechless, staring forlornly at the patterns on living room rugs.

Dan Cooke digs into the numbers to see how we can collect all three points on Friday.

We all rejoiced when Mitro returned to the starting XI against villa - but we have to do more for him, as Colm explains.

Are things brighter than they were last time we stared into the Premier League abyss?

What exactly has happened to Ivan Cavaleiro? Our data analyst SW6Stats crunches the numbers.

Scott Parker's "Putney River Rats" were drowned out in the closing stages by Dean Smith's resilient European contenders and with Newcastle United scrounging a last-ditch draw against Tottenham Hotspur, salvation is still marginally out of reach, shelved by a north African assailant and an England debutant at Villa Park. It all went a little wrong for the visitors, jeers soon muted cheers and on Easter Sunday, a day of sweet rejoicing and diabetes, a sour taste loitered in the mouths of Fulham's gobsmacked disciples.

Drew looks a list of players who share the dubious honour of donning the white of Fulham just once.

Jack Stroudley asks whether our Serbian's international double will kick-start his season - and our survival push.