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With our unbeaten run over, Mike says it’s time to go out and get some cutting edge, before it’s too late.

He's been out of favour of late, but we need to consider making room for our Serbian stirker, says Tim.

Fat Frank Lampard will be pleased that those viral memes of his inflated face have stopped circulating, for now, as Chelsea's visit to the river promised a derby day victory against Scott Parker's depleted single point enthusiasts. Straying from Stamford Bridge, the Blues flaunted the local bragging rights, which they've held for some time now, and returned to the dog track, safe in the knowledge that their strikers are nearly as shite as ours.

Scott Parker allowed his men to do all the talking on his behalf on Wednesday evening. Scripts are regularly strewn when Fulham's a member of the cast and against another title-chasing monopoliser, directed by another petulant prima donna, the Whites wrote their own plot with an unforeseen ending.

Our recent run might not have happened if it wasn't for our man between the sticks, as Rhys explains.

Drew says it’s not working out for our Chelsea loanee, and it might be time to cut our losses.

Former club programme writer Michael Heatley pays tribute to a club great.

Silly season combined with the lingering Covid-induced malaise we've grown to accept. Yes, it's a new year with fresh beginnings, but not as we've ever known it. Fulham's most recent scheduled meetings have been cancelled due to the pandemic, and certain players' moronic festive antics, although the perennial want for reinforcements remains and Scott Parker has expressed his intentions for the coming month.